So I found this brand called Verillas and I’m both really glad and totally agonized that it exists. Time to start saving up.
HOLY SHIT, AYYA IS BACK
NOW YOU CAN BE A TETSUYA NOMURA CHARACTER DESIGN
- Me: hey mum what's green and has wheels?
- Mum: what?
- Me: grass i lied about the wheels
- Mum: go to your room
i knew that the media was unreliable but i never imagined it would be this bad
LOOK AT PLUTO.
PLUTO YOU WILL ALWAYS BE INVITED TO MY PARTIES, OKAY
Reblogging for pluto.
Pluto is still a planet to me i love you little plannet
The Lusty Argonian Maid Act VII Scene II
Lifts - Her - Tail : “My goodness, that’s quite a loaf! But how ever will it fit in my oven?”
Crantius Calto : “This loaf isn’t ready for baking, my sweet. It has yet to rise.”
Lifts-Her-Tail : “If only we could hurry that along. How would I accomplish such a task?”
Crantius Colto : “Oh, my foolish little Argonian maid, you must use your hands.
Lifts-Her-Tail : “You wish me to knead the loaf? Here?”
Crantius : “Of course”
Lifts-Her-Tail : “But what if the mistress catches me? Your loaf was meant to satisfy her appetite.”
Crantius : “Don’t fret, my delicate flower. I’ll satisfy the misstress’ cravings later.”
Lifts-Her-Tail : “Very well, but I’m afraid my oven isn’t hot enough. It could take hours!”
Crantius : “Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.”
END OF SCENE VII ACT II"
The Lusty Argonian Maid book in Skyrim (via xsaskun12)
im gonna do that thing where u message someone randomly asking for ur sandals back ill keep u guys updated
oh my god
people are so nICE ABOUT THIS
things have taken a dramatic turn
dammit my cover is blown
PEOPLE ARE WAY TO NICE ABOUT MY NON EXISTENT SANDALS
IM HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE